What the hell are you doing here? You prick!

I know what you're thinking. This is just what the world needs:
Another opinionated anus farting out self-important gibberish into the overcrowded lift that is teh interwebs.
Only this lift is so packed full of gastric exchange that all noses have ceased to compute further odours with every nostril clamped firmly shut in order to exclude the endless hissing cloud of unmitigated bullshit slowly saturating the cramped elevatorial space like Zyclon B.
Doubtless you care as little for my uneducated and ill-informed opinions as I do for yours.

Right, that's that out of the way.

By the way, this is meant to be largely about music. But we'll see how that pans out...